I have..........
Sometimes... for brief periods of time... other times this discomfort feels like it has lasted.... DECADES. I have one ... and only one thing to say in this post.... Shit makes me uncomfortable.
one week ago today I decided that I like movies... I like movies as much as deadpool likes his swords.... and decapitation... and being decapitated.... and... mastubating... SO I decided watched the Xmen Origins movie.... that one time... yesterday
SO lets just say hypothetically... I watched the movie a haunting in Connecticut...
I sat through it ... and felt like someone... was lying... or exagerating ... this story. SO ... I watched the Discovery feature (Hypothetically speaking again) and decided the mother of the family... FUCKIN PSYCHOOOOOO ... Jesus moses she didn't show her face and something in her voice was all WOOoOOooOOO I'M A BITCH... maybe demons were really chomping on her brain ... who knows.... she seemed coherent enough though... SHES FULL OF SHIT!! I HATE SHIT EAUGH--
ANYWAYS... The "Parker Family" or ... "Snedeker Family".. Which they changed for the movies sake... (What a fucked up last name.... maybe I would change it too... but yeah...) after watching and reading about this... all I can say is... necromancy eyelid skin carvings ....
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Ok ... lets take a look at the movie posters....
Movie Poster 1:
Dog shit??? Tentacle rape? what the hell is going on.... Whatever the hell it is ... ITS GROSS AS HELL... whatever though... If the kid likes sucking tentacle dick... or ... eating dog shit... or whatever is happening in this picture.... I don't judge... I mean... If I did that shit you wouldn't? ... would you? ... DICK...I TOLD YOU SHITS GAY...Movie Poster 2:
So... the kid is chillin up on the ceiling... cool... welcome to the fucking jungle- they've got fun and games.... and rotten eyelids... Delicious- ... I assure you this movie isn't that scary... I was not on the ceiling, and if I was ... I would wonder how I adapted wall climbing skills... Was it an after effect of having intercourse with the Geico Gecko or Spiderman? ... ... Wolverine?(I totally watched that movie one time)
Ok umm anyways... so I guess what i'm saying is ALL AND ALL if you take even 5 minutes to read up on the Snedeker Family's haunting experience.... They're Full of Shit... kind of like the kid on the first poster.... the only difference is... the kid wants the shit out.... He's full of shit.... so he spews it out all over everyone else... roasting them to a crisp like burnt chicken strips that are over battered and crusting off.
Awwh look she's come to pick up the shit...
OH yeah... In other news... Wolverine came out... He clawed some people n shit and Gambit was there... cool shit...
WOLVERINE!! MY HERO LOGAN!
