FUCK HIM.... I JUST WANT THE BERRIES NIGGA! Sieg Heil ... WHITE POWA bitches!
Speaking of White power.... Thats when I remembered that milk is supposed to be white....
I also remembered that I had way too much Jager lastnight.... am completely drunk....
And am actually eating cheerios..... floating around in redbull...
With my newfound wings I took off my swatstika armband and I decided that today is the day I was going to write to the OG's on the lovely dovely internet again...
Shortly thereafter ... I started writing about my morning.... and before you know it... I was right here... at this line.... right here.... _______________________ <-- see the line.... thats where I am... but not anymore...I'm here now _____ .... ___________ ............ ____________________ This last line that I so elequently typed out on my black keyboard... (I need a mac keyboard {THEY'RE WHITE}instead of this nigger dell keyboard) has caused me to contemplate about my future... and I slowly came to the realization.... i'm never going to become an astronaut.... and so I weeped .... quietly into my arm.... I have a higher chance of becoming a ninja...a dude with a pierced cock.... or a Talking Pringals can than my long childhood dream of becoming an astronaut--- THEN I REMEMBERED... THIS IS THE AGE OF TECHNOLOGY.... and I can fuckin go to the GODDAMNED MOON IF I WANT.... I ALSO REMEMBERD I AM USING A MAC--- so therefor.... having a mac is an auto ticket to outer space.... because they can transform and fucking go wherever-- _
---BAM i'm an astronaut .... what now bitches-- Shortly after I got scared of being surrounded by so much black that it felt like I was in Louisiana again.... so I abandoned all thought of ever having thought of being.... and astronaut... so .... I never said any of that other stuff--.... nothing above this line ever happened______________________SPEAKING of things that change shape(See 5 lines above)---... I fuckin saw this really sweet movie called Transpire- revenge on people who fall over-... It was a total SHITSTORM of robots fuckin eachother .... not like intercourse though.... like.... Fuckin ... eachother UP... .... although ......if the robots were fucking (YES THIS TIME I DO MEAN INTERCOURSE) Monica Furry (DAT BITCH BE HOT... And running around the whole time pretty much naked anyways...)..... despite how awkward that would be.... it'd still be michelle lion... actually fully naked....being raped ..... badasss!!111!!!one!!1
ANYwAYS BACK TO THE STORY ABOUT THE ROBOTS.... on the SCREEN..... so there I was that fateful night... I was watching Transfarmers: rage against the machine...on the big screen-- and I really am glad they didn't put it all in 3d like they've been doing with alot of movies recently.... I mean really what the fuck... I don't like being a 4 eyed freak dont make me watch that shit with them damn glasses...
Like for example ... my bloody valentine (Should have been titled{Tit..led...HEAVY TITS OH FUCK!!! lol} MY SHITTY PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT VALENTINE OR SOME SHIT) or Coroline (I think they misspelled Caroline ... stupid fuck heads) I mean... just watch them normal.... it's just... more better.... by far. don't takle my word for it.... or take it .... Because that would be stealing.... Take any of your friends words... because they are exactly the same as my words.... ....
I think that if Transformers Rinse off the Farcry was in ALL three dimensions...Megan Wolfs Tits in 3d might have like poked out in real life and stabbed me in the neck causing me to bleed everywhere-- .... And Optimus was dead through out half of the movie so he wouldn't be there to fuckin save me.... Awwh great.... i'm fucked NOW!!
But good thing.... Good GOD DAMN thing!!!!! it was in regular 2 dimensional enjoying pleasure... I came out alive and happy that I could have the opportunity to watch it.... I thought it was pretty good.... although I don't even really know what happened... I remember that one of them fuckers tentical raped a satelite... and that was pretty hot... (I mean if you're into that shit.... ) ... ...SHit... So yeah... Transgenders: regain the football... I give it a 26.2 out of 10 ...
Pros:
*NOT IN THREEDEE.
*Megan Firefox (Everyone on the internet knows she is way hot)
*Robots everywhere n shit
Cons:
*Shayla buck or whatever the hell.... GTFO MY MOVIE-
*Niggerbots-- ... srsly.... GTFO I thought this movie was going to be nigger free since jazz died... BUT NOOOO... HAD TO BRING MORE .... SHITFUCKPISS!!!
*there wasn't a transmogerfier named Jizzwad
*I shit myself
--- ANYWAYS-- If I could describe the overall experience in one word.... i'd describe it as
-Waitress-
I mean... where the fuck was the waitress the whole movie... I was hungry n shit Bitch shoulda been there to make me a sandwhich.... Salad... would have been nice.... with ranch or thousand island.... I'm watching my figure....
-- WOLVERINE!!!!!
CUt yOU biTCH!
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Oh yeah... I heard that the movie did so good it almost did better than blackman and the darkest night.... with heath lesbian.... That mothefucker ate too many pills n shit... and DIED!! ... they should just start callin him PACMAN ... because he was all OMNOMNOM on dem pills n shit... on a side note.... I only remember one actual black man in that movie... and .... he didnt get nearly enough screentime... ... ... just that piece of shit guy in the halloween costume the whole damn time WTF!! ....
ANYWAYS--
Gentlemen... I leave you with this:
*When you're an ultimate fighter like me... Don't forget your Xyience energy---
*If you think you're eating captain crunch and a ship dont bust through your wall--- That means you're actually eating cheeries .... or coco puffs...(make sure you don't ever do that it makes niggermilk)
*Michael Jackson died (LOL NOOB)
And that is all ---
